Free SMS Mazaa

Hadees

2009-12-16T10:37:00.002-08:00

“Insan Apnay Qadmoun Ki Nisbat Apni

Zuban Sa Zyada Buri Tarah Phislata Hai

(AL HADEES)

Hr Shaks Apni Zuban K

Nicha Chupa Hota Ha

(HAZRAT ALI MURTAZA)

Irshad-e-Rabbani

2009-12-16T10:37:00.001-08:00

Irshad-e-Rabbani Hai :

“Aur (Runj-o-Takleef Main) Sabar Aur
Namaz Se Madad Lia Karo Aur Beshak
Namaz Giraan (Mushkil) Hai Magar
Un Logo’n Par (Mushkil Nahi) Jo Ajz Kerne
Wale Hyn …”

[Surah-Albaqra : 45]

Stop Doing Everything During The Azaan

2009-12-16T10:36:00.001-08:00

The Holy Prophet [S.A.W] Said :

“Stop Doing Everything During The Azaan.
Even Reading The Quran, The Person Who
Talks During The Azaan Will Not Be Able To
Say The Kalma-e-Shahadat On his/Her Death
Bed … ”

Try To Pass This Msg To More Muslims [If U Can]

Hum Wo Na Karein Jo Tu Nahi Chahta

2009-12-16T10:35:00.001-08:00

Ae Allah, Hum Wo To Na Kar Sake Jo Tu Chahta Hai,
Kam Se Kam Hamein Yeh Tufeeq Ata Ferma
K Hum Wo Na Karein Jo Tu Nahi Chahta.
(Ameen)

Hazrat Ali ne farmaya

2009-12-16T10:32:00.002-08:00

Tum Acha Kro Aur Zamana Tum Ko
Bura Samjhe Ye Tumhare Haq Main Behtar Hay Bjaye Is K

Tum Boora Karo Aur Zamana Tum Ko Acha Samjhe

(HAZRAT ALI )

Apni Kismat pe wohee shaks rota hai

2009-12-16T10:32:00.001-08:00

Apni Kismat pe wohee shaks rota hai..
Jisse SAJDON mein rony ki addat na ho.!!!
Hazrat Ali (R.T.A)

Paisy Heeray Moti

2009-12-16T10:31:00.000-08:00

jitney marzi ikathey kr lo
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paisy heeray moti
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per itna zaroor yad rakh na
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k kafan per jaib nahi hoti

Insan Ki Achayi Ko Bayaan Karo

2009-12-16T10:29:00.000-08:00

Hazrat Mohammad (S.A.W) Ne Irshaad Farmaya:

“Agar Kisi Insan Main 99 Buraiyan Hon Aur 1 Achayi Ho,

To Us Ki Buraiyon Ko Nahi Balkay 1 Achayi Ko Bayaan Karo.”

Dua

2009-12-15T14:36:00.001-08:00

Ya Allah hum par Reham Farma,
Be shak tu Raheem hai.

Hamaray Gunaah muaf Farma,
Be shak tu Rehmaan hai.

Hamara Rizq Kushada Farma,
Be shak tu Raziq hai.

Hamaray Walidain pe Reham Farma,
Be shak tu Kareem hai.

Aameen…

Jab Allah Khush Hote Hain

2009-12-15T14:34:00.000-08:00

* *FARIDAY SMS* *

Hazrat Moosa (A.S) ne Ek dafa Allah se poocha:
“AY ALLAH JAB TU KHUSH HOTA HAY TO KIA KERTA HAY?”

Allah ne farmaya:
“JAB MAIN KHUSH HOTA HOON TO BARISH KERTA HOON”

Hazrat Moosa A.S:
Tu aur ziyada khush ho to?
Allah:
“Tab main betiyan paida kerta hoon”

Hazrat Moosa A.S:
Jab Tu aur khush ho?
ALLAH NE FARMAYA:
Jab Main sab Se Ziyada KHUSH Hota hoon to “MAiN MEHMAN BHEJTA HOON.”

Qurani surton ki khusoosiyat

2009-12-15T14:30:00.001-08:00

Qurani surton ki khusoosiyat:

Sur-e-Fatiha Allah k azab sy bachati hy

Sur-e-Yaseen qayamat k din pyas sy bachati hy

Sur-e-Waqia fikar-o-fakay sy bachati hy

Sur-e-Mulk azab-e-qabar sy bachati hy

Sur-e-Kosar dushmanon ki dushmani sy bachati hy

Sur-e-Kafron mout k waqat kufar sy bachati hy

Sur-e-Ikhlas munafqat sy bachati hy

Sur-e-Falaq haadsoon sy bachati hy

Sur-e-Naas waswasoon sy bachati hy

Qimiti gift hay. Dosron ko bhi gift karen.

Neend

2009-12-15T14:28:00.000-08:00

Neend 4 tarha ki hoti hai
¤Anmbia ki neend
¤Momin ki neend
¤Munafiq ki neend
¤shaitan ki neend
SEDHAY HO KR ANMBIA SOTEY HEY.
DAAIN TARAF KARWAT LY KR MOMIN SOTEY HEY.
BAAIN TARAF KARWAT LY KR MUNAFIQ SOTEY HEY.
OR
ULTY HO KR SHAITAN SOTEY HEY.
“ILM” phelany sy barh kar koi ibadat nai..

Belief

2009-12-15T14:27:00.000-08:00

A beautiful belief:

If God answers ur prayer,
He is increasing ur faith.

If He delays,
He is increasing ur patience

If he doesn’t answer,
He knows u can handle

Rules to be happy

2009-12-15T14:26:00.001-08:00

Rules to b happy,
1) Never hate
2) Don’t worry
3) Live simple
4) Expect a little
5) Give a lot
6) Always smile
7) And keep in touch with ALLAH.

Have faith in ALLAH

2009-12-15T14:25:00.001-08:00

Sometimes ALLAH upsets your plans
to set up his own plans..
ALLAH’s plans r perfect.
So never get upset
when your plans get upset

Ramadan Mubarak

2009-12-15T14:24:00.000-08:00

Gul Ne Gulshan Se Gul Faam Bheja Hai,
Sitaroon Ne Asmaan Se Salam Bheja Hai,

Mubarak Ho Aapko Ramadan Ka Mahina,
Ye Paigham Hamnain Sirf Apko Bheja Hai…..

Dua

2009-12-15T14:23:00.001-08:00

â€œIf you ask Allah for anything, then ask Him for al-Firdaws (the highest level of Paradise).â€

Tasvir-e-Kainat

2009-12-15T14:22:00.001-08:00

Tasvir-e-Kainat Ka Aakash Hy ALLAH

Dil Ko Jaga De Wo Ehsas Hy ALLAH

Ae Banda-e-Momin Tera Dil Kyun Udas Hy

Dil Sy Zara Dekh Tere Paas Hy ALLAH…

Be content

2009-12-15T14:21:00.001-08:00

â€œBe content with what Allah has given you, and you will be the richest of people.â€�

Hazarat ALI ka Qaul

2009-12-15T14:20:00.001-08:00

Hazarat ALI ka Qaul hai jab meri koi dua qabool hoti hai tu bahut khusi hoti hai kyon kay is main meri marzi hoti hai aur jab meri dua qabool nahi hoti tu khusi aur bhi barh jati hai kay is main ALLAH ki marzi aur maslihat shamil hai

Whenever you give your word

2009-12-15T14:18:00.002-08:00

And whenever you give your word, say the truth [surah al-Anâ€™am; 6:152

Most beloved of food to Allah

2009-12-15T14:18:00.001-08:00

â€œThe most beloved of food to Allah is that which is touched by many hands (i.e., shared among many people).â€

Kismat

2009-12-15T14:17:00.000-08:00

Kismat do pal mein badal sakta he INSAN,
Per jo INSAN ko badal de wo kismat nahin hoti,

Apni kismat pe rota wohi shakhs hay jisko,
Sajdon me rone ki adat nahin hoti

5 Sawal 5 Jawab

2009-12-15T14:16:00.000-08:00

5 sawal 5 jawab
dil mein jawab den
phir jawab dekhen

1=Mohabat mein dil chata hai k mehboob se baten karen

2=Mehbob K liye khana pena chor dain

3=Mehbob per maal kharch karen

4=Mehbob K ghar k chakar lagaen

5=Mehbob per jan hi luta dain
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1=Namaz
2=Roza
3=Zakat
4=Hajj
5=Jihad…

Sabar

2009-12-15T14:15:00.000-08:00

Sabar ek aisi sawari hay
jo sawaar ko kabhi girnay nahi daiti..

HAZRAT ALI (R.A)

Allah Ki Muhabbat

2009-12-15T14:14:00.000-08:00

Duniya ki Muhabbat se ALLAH nahi milta..,

~ Lekin Yaad Rahe~

ALLAH ki Muhabbat se Duniya Äur JANAAT dono mil jati hen…

Huzoor (S.A.W.W) K Pasandida Khaney

2009-12-15T14:11:00.000-08:00

Huzoor (S.A.W.W) K Pasandida Khaney

Kadu
Sirka
Zaitoon Ka Tail
Khajoor
Hareera
Shehad
Loki
Gosht
Kharboza
Injeer
Namak

Salaam k 70 sawab hain

2009-12-14T12:54:00.000-08:00

¤IMAM HUSSAIN A.S¤

“Salaam k 70 sawab hain.69 sawab salaam karnay walay ko aur 1 sawab jawab daynay walay ko milta hai.”
$o,
~GoOD MoRnINg,
aNd
‘asSlAm O aLIkuM’

MISS me too…..

2009-12-14T12:53:00.001-08:00

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missing u is only da half story hope da other half is U
MISS me too…..

@}–}}– Its a rose

2009-12-14T12:52:00.001-08:00

@}–}}– Its a rose

For you ;-) @}–}}–

Its a rose

For you ;-)

U’n me forever

2009-12-14T12:51:00.001-08:00

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U’n me forever..
and ever and ever!

SMS Karo

2009-12-14T12:50:00.001-08:00

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DONO KHOLO

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CHALO sms karo:

Wait dont sleep

2009-12-14T12:49:00.001-08:00

()”"”() WAIT…
( “o” ) Dont
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let me pray
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Dear GoD, plz.let my friend get sweet dreams,
Gud nite

SMS Aani ki Khushi

2009-12-14T12:48:00.000-08:00

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Itni KHUSHI Mere SMS Kay Aane Ki..

Bas KARO Warna Kamar TOOT Jayegi.. :-)

Beautiful Good Nite

2009-12-14T12:47:00.000-08:00

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“Beautiful”
‘Good Nite’

Have A Nice drEaM …

Good Night Picture sms

2009-12-14T12:46:00.002-08:00

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N(^_^)I

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N(^_^)IGH

N(^_^)IGHT

Doob Ja Mere Pyar Main

2009-12-14T12:46:00.001-08:00

My Love is Like a Gehra Samandar..

So Plz If U Don’t Mind…

Doob Ja Mere Pyar Main..

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MY SWEET HONEY

2009-12-14T12:45:00.001-08:00

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! ” ! ” !
“-..-”‘-..-” MY
SWEET HONEY!

Mobile Silent pe hai

2009-12-14T12:44:00.000-08:00

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(?v?)?bile $ilent pe hai

Have Sweet Dreams

2009-12-14T12:43:00.000-08:00

~*%-._.-%*~.
‘-._G 0 0 D_.-’
‘+._.+’
~%*-._.-*%~,
‘-. NIGHT .-’
‘+. _ .+’

Keep Smiling:-)
Have sweet dreams…..!

Eid Ul Azha

2009-12-14T12:42:00.000-08:00

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EID MUBARIK TO U N ALL OF UR FAMILY MEMBERS

This dog, is dog,

2009-12-14T12:41:00.001-08:00

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog,
keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog,
seconds dog! …

Now read without the word dog

Khirkion ke kharakne se

2009-12-14T12:39:00.002-08:00

Khirkion ke kharakne se kharaktay hain kharkannay
aur
kharkannon ke kharraknay se kharrakti hain khirkian

While we were walking

2009-12-14T12:39:00.001-08:00

While we were walking,
we were watching window washers
wash Washington’s windows with warm washing water.

Kiss

2009-12-14T12:28:00.001-08:00

kis kis ko kiss karoon
kis kis ko miss karoon
tum ko miss karoon to
kis kis ko kiss karoon

Once a fucker met a fucker

2009-12-14T12:27:00.000-08:00

Once a fucker met a fucker on da fuckin train..
and da fucker ask da fucker wots his fucking name?
so da fucker told da fucker Fuck is ma name..
and da fucker fuck da fucker in da fucking train!

Two Truckee Truckers

2009-12-14T12:26:00.001-08:00

Two Truckee truckers truculently truckling
to have truck to truck two trucks of truck.

Socks and shoes shines Susan

2009-12-14T12:24:00.000-08:00

Susan shineth shoes and socks;
socks and shoes shines Susan.
She ceased shining shoes and socks,
for shoes and socks shock Susan.

A boy goes to see a dance

2009-11-30T09:49:00.000-08:00

A boy goes to see a dance.

His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!

Bike taze na chalao

2009-11-30T09:48:00.000-08:00

Wife:Please bike taze na chalao

mujhey dar lag raha hay.

Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.

Ek hi raat me

2009-11-30T09:46:00.000-08:00

Judge: Tum ne ek hI Raat mein 7 jagah Chori kI?

Chor: haan Sahib,

Main mehnat se G Nahi churata.

An Elephant meets an Ant

2009-11-30T09:45:00.001-08:00

An Elephant meets an Ant.

ANT: Tumhari umer kitni hai?
ELEPHANT: 5 saal.
ANT: 5 saal aur itne barrey.
ELEPHANT: Main NEEDO jo peeta hoon.

ELEPHANT: Tumhari umer kitni hai?
ANT: 30 saal.
ELEPHANT: 30 saal aur itni chhoti…
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ANT: I use LUX, meri khoobsurti se umer ka pata he nahi chalta…

A man was dying of cancer

2009-11-30T09:43:00.000-08:00

A man was dying of cancer.

His son asked him:
Dad why do you keep on telling
everyone that your dying of AIDS.

He replied:
“So that when i die no 1 will touch ur mom”

1 Hathi Romantic mood mei

2009-11-30T09:42:00.000-08:00

1 Hathi Romantic mood mei
1 Chunti ko cherta hai.

Chunti ghusay mei
Hathni k pas ja k kehti he:

Apny awara shohar ko samjha lo
warna mard hamary ghar me b hain

Father in law

2009-11-30T09:40:00.000-08:00

Commerce professor asks the student:

What is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: “Father in law”.

Aik mulakaat zaroori hai sanam

2009-11-30T08:50:00.000-08:00

Teacher: Zinda rehnay k lia kia chiz zaroori hai?

Student: Zinda rehnay k liye teri kasam..............

Aik mulakaat zaroori ha sanam!!

Who discovered America

2009-11-30T08:49:00.000-08:00

History Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.

MARIA: Here it is!

TEACHER:Correct,

Now class, who discovered America?

CLASS: Maria!!!

Motorcycle k kitnay tyres hotay hain

2009-11-30T08:48:00.000-08:00

Teacher student say: Motorcycle k kitnay tyres hotay hain
student: 6 tyres

teacher: angrily how?
Student: 4 motor k aur 2 cycle k

God picked up a flower and

2009-11-30T08:27:00.000-08:00

God picked up a flower and dipped it in a DEW,

lovingly touched it which turned in to u,

and the he gifted to me and said, THIS FRIEND IS 4U.

To live a life i need heartbeat

2009-11-30T08:26:00.000-08:00

To live a life i need heartbeat,

2 have heartbeat i need a heart,

2 have heart i need happiness,

2 have happiness i need a friend,

and 4 a friend i need U.ALWAYS

True friends are like mornings

2009-11-30T08:25:00.000-08:00

True friends are like mornings,

U cant have them the whole day,

But u can be sure, they will be there when u wake up tomorrow, next year and forever.

Its not an achievement to make

2009-11-30T08:24:00.000-08:00

Its not an achievement to make 1000’s friends in a year,

but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000’s years.

6 Rules to be HAPPY:

2009-11-30T08:23:00.000-08:00

6 Rules to be HAPPY:

Free your heart from hatred
Free your mind from worries
Live simply
Expect less
Give more &
Always have ME as UR FRIEND

GOD is so wise that he never

2009-11-30T08:22:00.000-08:00

GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with price tags,

Because….. if He did,

I can’t afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!

As long as we have memories

2009-11-30T08:21:00.000-08:00

As long as we have memories, Yesterday remains;

As long as we have hope, Tomorrow awaits.

As long as we have Friendship, Each day is never a waste.

What u see as truth

2009-11-30T08:19:00.002-08:00

What u see as truth

What u see as lies

Remember that true friendship never dies

Although we may change & drift apart,

I'll always value u deep within my heart!

If friends were flowers

2009-11-30T08:19:00.001-08:00

If friends were flowers

I would not pick you!

I’ll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care

so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

Ur validity of being my friend

2009-11-30T08:18:00.000-08:00

Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired today,

plz recharge ur friendship immediately by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool msgs.

So hurry......

Friendship is not a game to play

2009-11-30T08:17:00.001-08:00

Friendship is not a game to play,

It is not a word to say,

It doesn’t start on March and ends on May,

It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.

Moon said to me

2009-11-30T08:16:00.001-08:00

Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why don't you leave ur friend.

I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u when u don't shine.

Age appears to be best in

2009-11-30T08:15:00.001-08:00

Age appears to be best in some things.

Old wood best to burn.

Old books best to read.

Old rice best to eat and

Old friends best to keep.

Friend ship is a snow man

2009-11-30T08:13:00.002-08:00

Friend ship is a snow man

Easy to make But hard to keep.

Friends Are The Thermometers

2009-11-30T08:13:00.001-08:00

”F.R.I.E.N.D.S

Are The
Thermometers

By Which

We May Judge

The Temperature
Of

Our Fortunes …” (:

Some Friends R Worth

2009-11-30T08:12:00.001-08:00

Some Friends r Worth 2 b Thrown

Some r Good 2 Keep

Some r 2 b Treasured 4ever,

I Think U r One 2 b Thrown

In The Treasure Box 2 b Kept 4ever

World Red Rose Day

2009-11-30T08:11:00.002-08:00

Today Is World Red Rose Day.

If U Luv My Frndshp Give 1 Missed Call

N Snd Tis 2 Al Ur Friend

N See Hw Many Missed Call U Get

A Connection To Life

2009-11-30T08:11:00.001-08:00

A Good Friend Is

A Connection To Life

A Tie To The Past

A Road To The Future

The Key To Sanity
In A Totally Insane World … (:

I remember my friends

2009-11-30T08:10:00.000-08:00

Some friends forget,
Some move away,
Some keep silent,
Some just change,
But I am not one of dem,
I remember my friends just for two moments!

“Now & Forever”.

Daily They Have Nothing To Say

2009-11-30T08:07:00.002-08:00

Some times We Think Of Why Friends Keep 4wrdng Msgs To Us Without Speakng Words ?

The Reason Is that, Daily They Have Nothing To Say

But

Still Want To Keep In Touch (:

Good Friendz R Like Tom & Jerry

2009-11-30T08:07:00.001-08:00

Good Friendz R Like Tom & Jerry..

Sometimes Small Fights

Craps Keeps Them Apart,

But They Always Come Back Together

To Run A Long Episode.

No One In Ths World Is Rich Enough

2009-11-30T08:05:00.000-08:00

No One In This World Is Rich Enough 2 Buy His Own Childhood & Youth Back.

However FRIENDS Help Recreate Those Moments From Time 2 time @ No Cost.

Friend Is An Evergreen Relation

2009-11-30T08:04:00.000-08:00

Friend Is An Evergreen Relation Which Never Thinks Y We r Friends,

But Wen 2 Friends Miss Each Other Their Heart Feels Something Is Missing.

1 larki nay 7 bachoo koo janam diya

2009-11-30T08:01:00.000-08:00

1 larki nay 7 bachoo koo janam diya.
bed se utar tay hi us nay app nay husband ko tapar mara.
aur kaha mai nai kaha tha na k kuttay wala style teekh nahi.

Got twins without marriage

2009-11-30T07:59:00.000-08:00

Chinese Couple:

A Chinese couple Mr and Miss Hua got twins without marriage.

What did they named them?

They named them as “Jo-Hua”, “So-Hua”

Start fucking here

2009-11-30T07:58:00.000-08:00

Sales Girl: sorry sir you cann”t smoke here.

Customer: but i bought cigarate from this shop.

Sales Girl: we sell condom also

but it dosn”t mean you start fucking here.

Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye

2009-11-30T07:57:00.000-08:00

Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye,
Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye…

A Boy and Girl

2009-11-30T07:56:00.002-08:00

A boy and gal of 5th class asked teacher
“kya chote bachoon ke bhi bache hoote hain”?
Teacher nahin kabhi nahin ”
Boy said to girl-dekha aur tu aise hi dar rahi thi”.

Mombatti se kaam chala lo

2009-11-30T07:56:00.001-08:00

Girls Hostel ki light chali gayi.
Ek ladki ne electric office me phone karke kaha:
Light chali gayi hai, aadmi bhejo.
Replied “Aadmi nahi hai, mombatti se kaam chala lo…

Sun and Womens underwear

2009-11-30T07:55:00.001-08:00

what”s common between the SUN & WOMEN”S UNDERWEAR?

1) both are hott
2) both look better while going down
3) both disappear by night………..

Ladko ke kan khade ho jate hai

2009-11-30T07:53:00.000-08:00

Girl: Jab hum ladkiya gandi bante karti hai tab tum ladko ke KAN khade ho jate hai..!!

Boy : Oh !! Accha ?

To tum log USE kaan kahete ho?

Height of Double Meaning

2009-11-30T07:51:00.000-08:00

Height of Double Meaning:-

Dad went to school to get son”s report card

Busy madam: Abhi Nahi

DAD: To phir kab aaun mein?

Madam: Mere Periods khatam hone ke baad!

Who is stronger, Man Or Woman?

2009-11-30T07:50:00.001-08:00

Q:Who is stronger, Man Or Woman?

A:A woman bcos she lifts 2 mountains on her chest while a man lifts 2 stones with the help of a crane.

DHAMAKA OFFER

2009-11-30T07:49:00.001-08:00

****** DHAMAKA OFFER ******

Send your girl friend to me & get a child free

Hurry up First 10 winners will get TWINS *….*

Papu Cant Dance Sala

2009-11-30T07:33:00.001-08:00

SONGS OF PENIS AT DIFFRENT AGES

14-16
Papa Kehtay Hain Bara Naam Karega

17-25
Dhoom Macha de Dhoom

26-44
Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham

45-57 Kal Ho Na Ho

58+ Papu Cant Dance Sala!

Larkiyon ka BRAIZER

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100 logo se poocha gaya k unko Larkiyon ka
“BRAIZER”
kis tarah ka pasand hai?

2% ne kaha
“White”

1% ne kaha
“Black”

97% ne kaha

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“UTRA HUA”

Women are known to be

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Women are known to be the weaker sex but they can tear

the mightiest man apart by just these three words.

‘IS IT IN?!

Enjoy 6 Types Of Sex

2009-11-30T07:30:00.002-08:00

Women Enjoy 6 Types Of Sex:

1, Asthamatic, Ah..Aahh..Ah

2, Obedient, Yes…Oh Yes..Yes

3, Greedy, More..More.. Gimme More

4, Motherly, Uhh Baby, I’m Loving It.. Maa ah

5, Disappointing, Ah Can’t Really Feel It… Aah

6, Dogy, Waw..Aw..Aww.. Wao

Sharm ani chahIye apko

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Biwi: Sharm ani chahye apka Rahul ki BV se najaiz ta’aluk hay.

HUSBND: Pr tumhe kese pata chala?

BV: kal Rahul aaya tha usne apka underwear pehna huwa tha.

Sex mehnat hai ya maza

2009-11-30T07:29:00.001-08:00

1 Ameer ne Ghareeb Admi se poocha:

“Yeh batao k SEX mehnat hai ya maza?”
Ghareeb bola:
“Maza hi hoga Sahib”

“Warna Aap Log ye B hum se hi krwatay.

Viagra Kyun?

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1 pandit ki taang jal gai Dr ne Burnal aur Viagra (sex tablet) Likh k di

Pandit bola burnal tu samagh aata hay per viagra Kyun?

Dr:Us se dhoti oonchi rahegi..?

Beebiji saari uthao

2009-11-30T07:23:00.000-08:00

Hajjaam ki dukaan k upar ghar pe lady saari sukhaane daali………..
Hajaam ki dukaan main andhera ho gaya…………
Hajaam ne awaaz di…. “Beebiji… saari uthao, neeche baal kaatna hai…