Once a fucker met a fucker

Once a fucker met a fucker on da fuckin train..
and da fucker ask da fucker wots his fucking name?
so da fucker told da fucker Fuck is ma name..
and da fucker fuck da fucker in da fucking train!

1 larki nay 7 bachoo koo janam diya

1 larki nay 7 bachoo koo janam diya.
bed se utar tay hi us nay app nay husband ko tapar mara.
aur kaha mai nai kaha tha na k kuttay wala style teekh nahi.

Got twins without marriage

Chinese Couple:

A Chinese couple Mr and Miss Hua got twins without marriage.

What did they named them?

They named them as “Jo-Hua”, “So-Hua”

Start fucking here

Sales Girl: sorry sir you cann”t smoke here.

Customer: but i bought cigarate from this shop.

Sales Girl: we sell condom also

but it dosn”t mean you start fucking here.

Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye

Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye,
Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye…

A Boy and Girl

A boy and gal of 5th class asked teacher
“kya chote bachoon ke bhi bache hoote hain”?
Teacher nahin kabhi nahin ”
Boy said to girl-dekha aur tu aise hi dar rahi thi”.

Mombatti se kaam chala lo

Girls Hostel ki light chali gayi.
Ek ladki ne electric office me phone karke kaha:
Light chali gayi hai, aadmi bhejo.
Replied “Aadmi nahi hai, mombatti se kaam chala lo…

Sun and Womens underwear

what”s common between the SUN & WOMEN”S UNDERWEAR?

1) both are hott
2) both look better while going down
3) both disappear by night………..

Ladko ke kan khade ho jate hai

Girl: Jab hum ladkiya gandi bante karti hai tab tum ladko ke KAN khade ho jate hai..!!

Boy : Oh !! Accha ?

To tum log USE kaan kahete ho?

Height of Double Meaning

Height of Double Meaning:-

Dad went to school to get son”s report card

Busy madam: Abhi Nahi

DAD: To phir kab aaun mein?

Madam: Mere Periods khatam hone ke baad!

Who is stronger, Man Or Woman?

Q:Who is stronger, Man Or Woman?

A:A woman bcos she lifts 2 mountains on her chest while a man lifts 2 stones with the help of a crane.

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Papu Cant Dance Sala

SONGS OF PENIS AT DIFFRENT AGES

14-16
Papa Kehtay Hain Bara Naam Karega

17-25
Dhoom Macha de Dhoom

26-44
Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham

45-57 Kal Ho Na Ho

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Larkiyon ka BRAIZER

100 logo se poocha gaya k unko Larkiyon ka
“BRAIZER”
kis tarah ka pasand hai?

2% ne kaha
“White”

1% ne kaha
“Black”

97% ne kaha

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“UTRA HUA”

Women are known to be

Women are known to be the weaker sex but they can tear

the mightiest man apart by just these three words.

‘IS IT IN?!

Enjoy 6 Types Of Sex

Women Enjoy 6 Types Of Sex:

1, Asthamatic, Ah..Aahh..Ah

2, Obedient, Yes…Oh Yes..Yes

3, Greedy, More..More.. Gimme More

4, Motherly, Uhh Baby, I’m Loving It.. Maa ah

5, Disappointing, Ah Can’t Really Feel It… Aah

6, Dogy, Waw..Aw..Aww.. Wao

Sharm ani chahIye apko

Biwi: Sharm ani chahye apka Rahul ki BV se najaiz ta’aluk hay.

HUSBND: Pr tumhe kese pata chala?

BV: kal Rahul aaya tha usne apka underwear pehna huwa tha.

Sex mehnat hai ya maza

1 Ameer ne Ghareeb Admi se poocha:

“Yeh batao k SEX mehnat hai ya maza?”
Ghareeb bola:
“Maza hi hoga Sahib”

“Warna Aap Log ye B hum se hi krwatay.

Viagra Kyun?

1 pandit ki taang jal gai Dr ne Burnal  aur Viagra (sex tablet) Likh k di

Pandit bola burnal tu samagh aata hay per viagra Kyun?

Dr:Us se dhoti oonchi rahegi..?

Beebiji saari uthao

Hajjaam ki dukaan k upar ghar pe lady saari sukhaane daali………..
Hajaam ki dukaan main andhera ho gaya…………
Hajaam ne awaaz di…. “Beebiji… saari uthao, neeche baal kaatna hai…