A boy goes to see a dance

A boy goes to see a dance.

His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!

Bike taze na chalao

Wife:Please bike taze na chalao

mujhey dar lag raha hay.

Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.

Ek hi raat me

Judge: Tum ne ek hI Raat mein 7  jagah Chori kI?

Chor: haan Sahib,

Main mehnat se G Nahi churata. 

An Elephant meets an Ant

An Elephant meets an Ant.

ANT: Tumhari umer kitni hai?
ELEPHANT: 5 saal.
ANT: 5 saal aur itne barrey.
ELEPHANT: Main NEEDO jo peeta hoon.

ELEPHANT: Tumhari umer kitni hai?
ANT: 30 saal.
ELEPHANT: 30 saal aur itni chhoti…
.
.
ANT: I use LUX, meri khoobsurti se umer ka pata he nahi chalta…

A man was dying of cancer

A man was dying of cancer.

His son asked him: 
Dad why do you keep on telling
everyone that your dying of AIDS.

He replied:
“So that when i die no 1 will touch ur mom”

1 Hathi Romantic mood mei

1 Hathi Romantic mood mei 
1 Chunti ko cherta hai.

Chunti ghusay mei
Hathni k pas ja k kehti he:

Apny awara shohar ko samjha lo
warna mard hamary ghar me b hain

Father in law

Commerce professor asks the student:

What is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: “Father in law”.

Aik mulakaat zaroori hai sanam

Teacher: Zinda rehnay k lia kia chiz zaroori hai?

Student: Zinda rehnay k liye teri kasam..............

Aik mulakaat zaroori ha sanam!! 

Who discovered America

History Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.

MARIA: Here it is!

TEACHER:Correct,

Now class, who discovered America?

CLASS: Maria!!!

Motorcycle k kitnay tyres hotay hain

Teacher student say: Motorcycle k kitnay tyres hotay hain
student: 6 tyres

teacher: angrily how?
Student: 4 motor k aur 2 cycle k